What a Wife I Will Make

I don’t know how to do laundry-
Don’t really care to learn.
If you will do it for me,
You’ll like what you will earn.

I’m worthless in the kitchen,
So will you cook for me?
I’ll tease you ‘til you’re itchin’,
Then you’ll tie your apron strings!
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I really can’t do laundry,
Though I’ve tried to learn.
You said you’d do it for me,
So there’s no reason for concern.

Eggs I can handle,
But, trust me, nothing more.
Unless it’s from a can, you’ll
Want to do this chore.